Description: Cute birds, filthy mouths. Instant mood booster.
Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm, a healthy serving of swear-therapy, and some much-needed side-eye, this planner is here to help you tackle it all--from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor, sweary sarcasm, and real talk--with wings. Features include:- 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)
- Perfect bound
- Sturdy softcover
- Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink
- Ribbon page marker
- 12-month planner: January-December 2027
- Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
- Monthly and weekly planning pages
- Weekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to write
- Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
- Year-at-a-glance pages for 2026, 2027, and 2028
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Moon phases, based on Universal Time
- Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings