Description: In this follow-up volume to "Why Are You Telling Me This?" Garry Berman offers a new collection of comic writings, spanning many years, writing styles, and formats. Here you'll find eccentric characters, absurd situations, and various flights of fancy that defy simple description; from a nervous court jester auditioning for King Henry VIII, to supposed excerpts of modern-day podcast "transcripts", to legendary bandleader John Philip Sousa finding himself temporarily filling in for a New York City hot dog vendor. And, if you've ever heard of the expression, "It's like re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic," you can read the surviving diary of the young man who was actually responsible for arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. So treat yourself to the quirky creations from Berman's imagination. You'll laugh 'til you stop!
