Description: The prophecy was drunk. The heroes are idiots. The dungeon is definitely judging them.
In this wildly irreverent fantasy parody, four extremely unqualified adventurers are chosen to save the world-or at least not make it worse. Grogthar the Blood-Spiller: a shirtless barbarian with more biceps than brain cells. Tinsel: an elven rogue with sticky fingers and zero morals. Kevin: a depressed necromancer whose horse might be more competent than he is. Arlandio DuFlair: a bard with the libido of a god and the self-awareness of a rock. Together (unfortunately), they must navigate a sentient dungeon, unionized goblins, cursed potions, an angry minotaur therapist, and a demon named Fartknuckle. Packed with sarcastic swords, magical mishaps, and side quests no one asked for, Axes & Asshats is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud adventure. Perfect for fantasy nerds, chaotic gamers, and readers who like their quests stupid and their humor smart.