Description: I always said there wasn't anything I wouldn't do for my kids.
Man, I really didn't know just how deep that sentiment was, until my daughter got herself tangled up with my rogue Road Captain while he was awaiting trial for dropping a mob assassin. This morning, the Double Nickel Gang took my son hostage and pinned Menace and my daughter down until I agreed to marry the sister of his victim in exchange for their lives and freedom. I warned the mob boss that I wasn't exactly the type of thing he wanted to go around sentencing random women too, but he insisted. She's a good college lass with a little debt, he'd said. No, sir. She's the scale toting, Dimebag Debutant of the dorm rooms. At least in her own delusional world. The girl isn't just criminally clueless, she is hellbent on proving she's as bad as her brothers. She's going to bring heat to everything around her- And now she's mine to sort out.