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My Orc (Fake) Boyfriend

Contributor(s): Kane, Veronika (Author), Ryan, Keara (Read by), Warden, Tristan (Read by)

ISBN: 9798228732797

Publisher: Tantor

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Pub Date: February 3, 2026

Lexile Code: 0000

Features: Unabridged

Target Age Group: NA to NA

Physical Info: 0.00" H x 0.00" L x 0.00" W ( 0.00 lbs) pages

BISAC Categories:

Fiction | Romance | Science Fiction | Fantasy

Series: Eastshore Isle

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Description:

I'm pretty sure there's a rulebook somewhere that says the owner of a successful small-town bakery must be cheerful, friendly, and a little bit curvy, which means I'm nailing it. But my family doesn't see it that way, especially since there's no handsome doctor or lawyer keeping me company. They're visiting Eastshore Isle for our summer celebration, and they're planning to bring me a date to cure my case of singlehood.

Desperate to escape their matchmaking, I make up a story about my own knight in shining armor, and cast the grumpy, seven-foot-tall town mechanic in this role. It's not like Cairo knows I've been crushing on him forever, so he has no reason to step up and help me out. But when my mother demands proof we're actually dating ... Cairo delivers.

Oh boy, does he ever.

He's definitely not the kind of guy my family wants me to be with, and he's clearly not really interested in me. But as we spend more time together to sell the story, I realize that we might have the secret ingredient for a perfectly sweet romance. What's it going to take to convince my overbearing family--and Cairo himself--that the pair of us are perfect for Eastshore Isle?

Contains mature themes.

Brief description: Tristan Warden is a seasoned narrator of audiobooks. His past works include titles in the romance, fantasy, and western genres (although his personal favorite is horror). Outside of work, he enjoys motorcycle riding, surfing, and training Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Above all else, Tristan loves his free time to be spent with his wife and son.

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