Self-Help for Serial Killers

Description: In this rollicking sequel to A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage, two (mostly) reformed serial killers discover something more deadly than murder: a midlife crisis.

"As funny as it is familiar . . . A perfect read for anyone who has ever tried to maintain a hobby while raising a toddler."--Tasha Coryell, author of Matchmaking for Psychopaths

Homework. Housework. Homicide. You can do it all!

Hazel and Fox have it all: two children, a beautiful home, and a late-night habit of eliminating people who deserve it. Yet work-life balance is hard when you want to kill bad men but raise good kids.

With a school mum tyrant on Haze's case, and Fox struggling with performance anxiety after a botched kill, things are spiraling. Therapy isn't helping, and bullet journaling has taken on a whole new meaning. . . .

But when they accidentally draw a dangerous group to their doorstep, the couple must pull it together--and fast. Because surviving in suburbia is no longer just a challenge. Now it's a real fight for their family's lives.

And it turns out, self-help starts with staying alive.

Review Quotes: Praise for Self-Help for Serial Killers

"As funny as it is familiar . . . A perfect read for anyone who has ever tried to maintain a hobby while raising a toddler."--Tasha Coryell, author of Matchmaking for Psychopaths

Praise for A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage

"Wildly entertaining . . . This is sensational."―Publishers Weekly, starred review

"A dark comedy indeed . . . As a metaphor for modern family life, it's entertainingly astute."--Kirkus Reviews

"An invaluable manual that I return to again and again."―Hugh Grant

"Sexy, stylish, thrilling and funny . . . Asia Mackay rips up the rule book in this wildly original, razor-sharp tale of marriage and murder, mundanity and mayhem. I loved it."―Chris Whitaker, New York Times bestselling author of All the Colors of the Dark

"A dark, twisted riot--I loved it from cover to cover!"--Ellery Lloyd, New York Times bestselling author of The Final Act of Juliette Willoughby

"If you liked Mr. & Mrs. Smith, you'll love this original and darkly funny thriller."―Clare Mackintosh, New York Times bestselling author of Hostage

"A sassy, twisted must-read."―Janice Hallett, internationally bestselling author of The Killer Question

"I loved every page of this slick, witty thriller."--Andrea Mara, bestselling author of It Should Have Been You

"One of the most dysfunctional marriages to ever make it onto the page . . . loved it."―Katy Brent, bestselling author of I Bet You'd Look Good in a Coffin

"So razor-sharp, it had me reaching for the plasters. . . . A fresh and original voice."―John Marrs, bestselling author of You Killed Me First

"Huge fun with a dark beating heart, a game of cat and mouse with sharpened tooth and claw--you won't dare to put it down."―Harriet Tyce, bestselling author of Witch Trial

"Enthralling, exciting, and so totally badass."―Lucy Vine, author of Book Boyfriend