Description: Probably not a good sign when you start reading the refund policy on your mail order bride ...
I had two choices. Go to prison. Or marry an alien. I chose the alien. I shoulda picked prison. Don't get me wrong. He's so ... big. He can lift me with one hand. He's handsome as sin. With a touch that can send any woman into a supernova. I melt from the moment I see him. And not just because his planet is a million degrees. I'm now a Companion to one of the most important aliens in the galaxy. And I have no idea what I'm doing. I can't cook. I can't clean. The only thing I know how to do is ... that thing. But I better learn to keep house fast. Because if I can service all of this alien's outrageous needs I'm in trouble. Why, you ask? Because one thing. You see I never realized in my life of crime and theft. That this alien would steal my own heart. Contains mature themes.Brief description: Tristan James is an award-winning voice-over artist whose work has crossed over commercials, promos, and industrial projects for over a decade. He's an extrovert caught in the world of imagination. A natural storyteller with smooth tones, unique inflection, clear diction, rich depth, and a love for accents that accomplishes to curl the toes of those listening. His greatest passion is telling stories through the eyes of others, and to do that every day for his growing fan base is an exquisite joy of the highest proportions. He hails from the East, and now lives in the West.