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Detective Ronan Boyle's To-Do List
- Fight the Leprechaun Navy on their own turf
- Deliver Crom Cruach, undead bog man, to Raghall, King of the Leprechauns
- Reorder dog diapers (XL)
- Follow Seamus McSheehy, Earth's finest living dancer, into the Strangeplace and stop his evil scheme to become a god of Irish dance (time permitting)
- DO NOT FALL IN LOVE with Captain de Valera, despite her vibe, self-confidence, and cool new haircut
- PROVE PARENTS' INNOCENCE, STOP LORD DESMOND DOOLEY, FIND A DECENT PLACE FOR LUNCH WITH VEGETARIAN OPTIONS (not in that exact order)
- Get new shillelagh and beret for "hot leprechaun summer"
- Pay down the 7803 euros in fees owed to the Special Unit of Tir na Nog
- Maybe DO profess love to Captain de Valera? No--bury that down deep and later write a sad series of plays about it
- Rescue PIERRE THE FAR DARRIG! (If he's even still alive?!)