Description: Beliefs are like our favorite foods; we cannot imagine anyone not loving them as much as we. But in spite of our personal preferences many others find, what we find most tasteful, to be disgusting enough to make them sick. It is always unfortunate when people cannot see past their own inclinations and attempt to impose those preferences on others. The following series of anecdotes and essays are the self-deprecating and irreverent reactions of Owen Galbraith to many such situations. As you will discover, Owen prefers to view these situations that have occurred throughout his life, created by the people he most loves and admires, humorously and with a most loving and refined form of vengeance. Imagine, if you will, for just a moment, that beliefs are like food, and one of them is called... VELVET STEAK
