Description: A parody of The Empire Strikes Back told in snarky tweets. @CommanderLukeSkywalkerDid you ever see the movie THE HANGOVER? That is so me right now. Woke up hanging upside down in an ice cave and can't remember anything. Roommate is no help. He's just like, I'm eating, don't bother me.@CommanderLukeSkywalkerGreat, my roommate has his girlfriend Wampa over here...AGAIN! Like, at what point is she going to start paying a third of the rent? Seriously, this is where she sleeps, eats and studies for her paralegal degree, which she has to tell everyone she is getting. @PrincessLeiaOrganaOh, so two X-Wings per transport ship doesn't work for you? Well, how about we go with one X-Wing then? How's that suit you? Any more punk ass bitches got something to say? Didn't think so. #OrganaDontPlay@WedgeAntillesOkay, admit it. Who has stopped fighting and is just watching that little chicken AT-AT walker just running around on 2 legs?So Cute! It's like it's bring your kid to work day for one of the AT-AT Walkers.
