Description:
It's 76 A.D. and the Roman legions are moving west towrd Glastonbury Tor. Three hundred Snibble Goats are about to make increasingly poor decisions.
Brief description: Alexander Paul Burton is a genre-bending neoclassical composer, pianist, and musical raconteur who straddles the line between high art and high camp, much like a Bach fugue performed in drag. Born in Somerset but spiritually adopted by the wilds of the Canadian Rockies, he crafts cinematic soundscapes that blend Baroque intricacy with EDM euphoria-think Handel at a warehouse rave. His Ode to the Westcountry project marinates nostalgia in a bath of existentialism, while his OUTLINE series and LGBTQ+ advocacy ensure that the sound of resistance is as refined as it is rebellious. A former vegan food entrepreneur, marathon runner, and Tokyo farmhand, Burton's life reads like a Nietzschean paradox-eternally returning to music while forever running from convention. When not composing, he is engaged in the noble art of defending Katie Price, funding corgi couture, and musing on the neuroexistentialist plight of the millennial expat. #MillennialTruths