Description:
Holy Shite! Titty Kitties? What the feck is this about? Well, there's kitties, for sure. Four cute little razor-clawed berserkers. There's titties, but maybe not the type you're looking for, young fella. So ya can piss off and try the internet. What else? There's a third generation Nazi scientist who's a complete arse, and a secret government plan to weaponize the titty kitties. There's a high speed HumVee chase, but that's near the end. Oh, and it's a love story. Or a re-love story, if that's even a word. But it's mostly about titty kitties. So go on! Tits out for the kits!
Brief description: Garvan Giltinan is a recovering Irishman with a fascination for the bizarre/grotesque/puerile. His work has appeared in anthologies New England: Weird Triggered, Fatal Fetish, Unsplatterpunk, and the Anthology of Bizarro from HellBound Books. His novel Backdoor Carnivore will be published by JEA Press in 2020. He has an MFA in Creative Writing and really weirds his wife and cats out with the subject matter of his stories.
Review Quotes:
"The cutest, cuddliest body-horror/action-adventure story ever told! I read Titty Kitties out loud to my cat. He loved it!"
--Danger Slater, author of Impossible James and I Will Rot Without You
"You expect a book called Titty Kitties to be weird and hilarious, and it certainly is. Would you expect it to be a fast-paced thriller that even manages to tug at your heartstrings? Read it yourself and find out. Giltinan has written the best book I've read about animals popping out of people's nipples."
--Ben Arzate, author of Elaine and The Story of the Y
"Giltinan more than highlights Bizarro's gift for taking a throwaway gag and making it something distinctive, strange, and delightful. This will surprise you and make you miss every pet you ever lost, while keeping you hooked with its distinctive voice."
--Garrett Cook, author of Crisis Boy