Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear

Description: "This is Oh, the Places You'll Never Go--the ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic view of a college graduate's future. And what he or she can or can't do about it."--From publisher's website.

Review Quotes: "Pointed and humorous; a good gift for the neighbor's kid's graduation."
--Kirkus Reviews

"You will be tempted to carry it around forever in your back pocket as a quick reference guide for life. Think of this book as the pocket edition of the Dead Sea Scrolls."
--Denver Post

"A book that everyone who's changing course must read."
--The Florida Times-Union

"Young people graduating from high school or college this year can count themselves lucky if someone gives them this book as a gift."
--Tampa Bay Times