Description: If you put four dwarfs in a room with enough opium and alcohol, it's bound to end in tears.
Brief description: Irvine Welsh is the best-selling author of Trainspotting, Ecstasy, Glue, Porno, Filth, Marabou Stork Nightmares, The Acid House, Skagboys, and, most recently, Dead Men's Trousers.